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Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one
User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009
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Hobson

One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him
Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude
by theHardlad June 27, 2017
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Hobson's choice

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).
A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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Henson

A Henson is a short alcoholic drink, containing a mixture of Cointreau orange liquer and cranberry juice. If Cointreau is not available, use Triple-Sec. If you like bittersweet tipples, this one is for you.
Bartender: "What would you like to drink?
You: "I'll have a Henson, please!"
by tjhdexter August 13, 2019
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Hebron

A term of endearment used for friends who are Jewish but who may also have an honorary or real Latino component. Rhymes with "cabron" but is not used in that word's pejorative sense.
Que onda, Hebron?
by MonsieurJabroni July 31, 2011
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The Jim Henson

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.
“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”
by weird sex acts July 14, 2019
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