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i've heard it both ways

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.
Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."
by blulelizard October 5, 2009
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I heard it was on

Announces an event or activity that one feels would be enjoyable, or expresses intent to get involved with an activity.

Normally said with the emphasis on "on".

Can also be used sarcastically.
A: There's a free bar tonight - I heard it was on!

A: I thought I might go dogging tonight.
B: I heard it was on!
C: I heard it was *so* on!

A: Toilet needs cleaning again.
B: Yeah! I heard it was on!
by teedyay May 23, 2008
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I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.
Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"
by ttmike42 October 12, 2012
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I'v heard it both ways

Used as a rebuttal when someone calls you out for pronouncing a word incorrectly.
Person 1- "Gigantosaurus Rex is the coolest dinosaur"

Person 2- "That's actually called a Tyrannosaurus Rex"

Person 1- "I'v heard it both ways"
by TonkoTruck May 17, 2009
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never heard of it

never heard of it are an amazing band who come from america, they sing about tacos and tequila but apart from that they sing about things that mean something to them. The band members are davin,rick,jeff,elmo and greg. they are funny guys who are great to hang out with. they have had many albums including limited edition,moving on,the new shit and their new album 11 days. some of their songs are taco song,alone,waste of time,up all night,no regrets,veronica,build me up,i'll change for now,last letter read,hard headed,feb 31st,etc. they are fucken awesome.
i saw a band called 'never heard of it' in concert in brighton and i met davin and got elmos drumstick,jeffs water and jeff,rick and davin hugged me and signed my t-shirt.
by rachel February 18, 2004
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never heard of it

Amazing terrific band. On their way to becoming absolutely huge. Love them mucho...
"Dude, NHOI came to my house last night after the show! We got so wasted on tequila!"
by Vertical Not Horizontal March 28, 2004
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