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Bluetooth Headset

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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headette

cunnilingus, eating out, the act of oral pleasuring of a vagina. includes clitoral, rim action or penetration of interior and g spot with intent to incite cataclysmic orgasm.
jimi ray gave maryanne some bodacious headette.
by diogio rome December 5, 2007
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Headset Hottie

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.
Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie
by Zlinko May 11, 2009
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headgear

tortue made for the children (and some adults) of the world.
A- my orthodontist is making me wear torture made for children
B- headgear?
A- yup.
by chihuahuacheese January 6, 2011
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by relaxedkaomoji January 19, 2022
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headset hair

the hair style that is produced after gaming online for extended periods of time with a headset.
"I need to wear a hat. I have headset hair from playing Halo 3 for so long."
by Andrew Cotney December 29, 2007
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