Noun. A dynamic man who does not let facts get in the way of his stories. The name and term were inspired by a successful and well regarded trial lawyer, because his advocacy style has been described by clients, judges and opposing counsel as: “expensive”, “a masterpiece work of art”, “thorough”, “he’d litigate with God and win” and a “donkey punch.”
You better watch out for Hayzee— the super-lawyer, he’ll make you want to confess all your crimes and pay top dollar at the same time.
by Word slayer February 11, 2022
1. To subsequently, masturbate with extreme force multiple times an hour.
2. To produce gallons of seamen.
2. To produce gallons of seamen.
I was Hayzing late last night.
by Anonymous Frog February 07, 2024
1. GOD looked down and the earth was in hayzed and he said let there be light and there was light.
2. why is this room in total cervella ?
2. why is this room in total cervella ?
by pzul May 23, 2018
Hayzed is the kind of person who doesn’t like effort but, with proper motivation, can achieve anything. He loves his friends but often finds that he loses a lot of them. A Hayzed will often feel lonely so it’s important to show him love, affection and validation. People named Hayzed are attractive.
by Gah11 December 23, 2021
by Chungusman8861 December 25, 2024
A person who thinks they can do literally anything better than any one person, but never actually proves it.
Person 1- "Hayze how are you at football."
Hayze- "I'm amazing at it."
Person 1- "Could you play professional football."
Hayze- "I could if I tried."
Hayze- "I'm amazing at it."
Person 1- "Could you play professional football."
Hayze- "I could if I tried."
by TnZ33 September 12, 2022