hamstranomical

something so epic, that it's epicness can only be compared that that is of a hamster's.

"like, o-m-g. did you see jaymee's new shirt?" "yah, i totally did. sooo hamstranomical!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

hamstranology

the study or research of all things that are or involve being hamstranomical.

"she must study hamstranology, cause she has always has hamstranomical outfits!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

hausgrande

the best account on stan twitter

hausgrande is a legend

by sawayamaoty November 29, 2020

dim hatstand

wank fodder for rex

after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''

by not mealifer October 27, 2003

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

hatstand

The natural habitat of a Gibbet, often associated with duckietape and fire!

I put that Gibbet on his hatstand, duckietaped his hands and feet and set fire to him!

by Skrink July 28, 2008