Haydn

Haydn is the nickname given to a failing ninja. However they still think they are as good as Chuck Norris, but they need to practice their roundhouse kicks. They often criticise other great ninja's and should learn to take a leaf out of Jackie Chan's book.

"I am the best ninja. You're a ninja n00b."
"Dude. Stop being such a Haydn."

by Sporky101 April 16, 2009

Haydn Dever

Fat mong that stinks of cheese and his teeth look like wotsits goes round thinking he’s mad and pesters all the younger year following them usually a squeaky puff

You stink of Haydn Dever

by Horny nigga April 30, 2019

Haydn Smith

Likes his Riven sherpa carries ;) drinks down his Bepis like a chug jug. Big boi!

Hey Haydn Smith! Want some 1k voices?

by Datto's Hotty GF December 1, 2018

Haydn wood

He is a sexy mother fucker and loves a bit of tabs

Haydn wood get ya tits out

by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020

Haydn

The Man Who Can’t Stop Taking L’s

That’s Just Haydn Taking Another L

by The L Giver February 3, 2022

Haydn

The Haydn. Can’t spell his own name, his best friends are his rocks. He sings them songs before bed. His hinge profile is legend in the dating world. The best thing about the Haydn is his housemates and her scottish friends. He was nurly cooked by the irish during the famine.

Rocks: “when is Haydn coming home?”

Haydn: “I’ve been here the whole time” (clears throat)
Rocks: (stay silent in excitement)
Haydn: “I will, I will, rock youuuu”🎶
(whacks head against ceiling in time to the queen song)

Rocks: (stay silent in jottiness)

by Monisa September 15, 2023

Haydn

Haydn is somebody you want to be best friends with. He'll never leave you and he's very trustworthy. If you see a Haydn, say hi to him, he'll appreciate it.

Person 1 - Did you see Haydn over there?
Person 2 - Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Person 1 - Let's go say hi!

by notabaka_ September 26, 2021