mexican hat dance

A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.

"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."

by Negative Creep February 5, 2005

mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

mexican hat dance

When you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd's ass. Then you may do a little dance.

I gave a mexican hat dance to that nerd alex manouk. he didn't even see it coming.

by trini man July 3, 2007

Nepalese Hat Dance

The act of bludgeoning a woman, moments after she has given birth, with the newborn fetus by grasping the umbilical cord and slamming her repeatedly in the head.

I didn't care if she was pregnant with my child, that bitch was going to get a Nepalese Hat Dance as soon as the runt came out.

by Durty Sanchez August 16, 2003

Hardees Hat Dance

When you're in a public place and you have to poop so bad, but you cant.

"Hey man, I was out drinking last night and I hate taco bell now I'm at target doing a Hardees Hat Dance"

by Char McTits July 15, 2009

hatdance

adj. (org. and var. "Mexican hat dance"). Any action which involves both highly intricate maneuvering and a careful avoidance of a central topic.

This recipe has way too many ingredients; it's going to be a hatdance.

by notcarlos September 6, 2009

Hamdancer

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.

Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.

by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011