Hasslinging

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.

Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!

by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

hashslinger

a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.

Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.

by Juan Epstein May 28, 2006

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with nonces, drug dealers and drugies and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack "Haslingden is shit"
Mat "you're right"

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Hissling

Whistling and hissing at the same time

Man, that camp fire is hissling

by Beeboopbeebop April 26, 2015

Haslingfield

A village much better than any other village in the world, especially Harlton and Comberton

Person A: have you ever been to Haslingfield?

Person B: I wish, everyone there is so cool!

by Kermotwithgun November 18, 2021

castle hasslin'

the largest possible scale of hasslin'.

friend mad at you for smoking too much weed
reply: you're castle hasslin' man

example 2: this site is hasslin' my castle because i have to put commas between the tag words

by Courtney Breanne February 21, 2008