Hatfield Peverel

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"

Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"

by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

'87 Hetfield

The pinnacle of awesomeness (Origin: In 1987, Metallica's James Hetfield was the pinnacle of awesomeness. Thus, the term "'87 Hetfield" applies to anything that can be considered to be the most awesome of the awesome, the most badass of the badass.)

"Dude, you're telling me that while he was passed out in the next room, you fucked his drunk girlfriend on their couch twice AND once with a beer bottle? That's totally '87 Hetfield!"

by JimmyTheRaceCarDriver May 27, 2009

The Hadfield

A basic moustache made awesome by Canadian astronaut and all around badass Chris Hadfield.

"Dude, that is quite the basic moustache."
"Why thank you. It's The Hadfield.

by Cmdr. Awesome May 13, 2013

James Hetfield

1. A table
2. Vocalist and rythm guitar player for Metallica
3. God

Likes the word 'yeah'

- "Woah! Nice table!"
- "Thanks, but it's actually James Hetfield from Metallica"

by LarsUlrichsHairline November 15, 2016

hayfield

A humongous secondary school (grades 7-12) with Virginia's largest gym located in Fairfax County, VA, but an official address of Alexandria/Kingstowne. Used to be like the third biggest in the County and all of Virginia and had the biggest land-area school boundary in the County or something until 2005, when half of the 4000+ went to the new South County Secondary in Lorton. The building and half the kids used to be ghetto, the other half rich. Now, it's not ghetto anymore. It's WAY better than South County.

I go there too.

Dumb: Hayfield's got the best wrestling and lacrosse teams.
Jock: Duh.

by wAtEverrrr June 13, 2007

James Hetfield

The greatest hick alive.
he has coined the phrases "FUCK YEAH" and "WOHOH"

James Hetfield says fuck yeah an awful lot

by seany2468 October 11, 2009

Hayfield Secondary School

A school full with rich major socialites from lorton, and everyone says "ball is life" or "lax is life" and somehow this school is good in these sports. Everyone loves to flash their fake IDs and brag that they partied at radford over the weekend. A beast ass football team but never can beat yorktown.... but JV basketball is the shit (UNDEFEATED )

person 1: dude trying out for lacrosse this year for Hayfield Secondary School !11! LAX IZ LYFE

person 2: same here dude !!111!! never done it before but im gonna try out cuz everyone else iz doin it, lax is the move

by preppywhiteboi March 20, 2013