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Harbor Hog

Local female from Belfast Maine who hangs out at the lookout and under the bridge with the warf rats. Easily recognizable by the large stature and scent of Allens Coffee Brandy and Whole Milk. Usualy known to be moraly loose and lose wait rapidly once they discover injectible opiates
Most patrons at the Look Out Pub and all patrons of the former Club 132 are examples of a Harbor Hog
by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009
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Harpocrisy

Harpocrisy (har•poc•ri•see) noun: Making commitments to - amongst other things - not run a deficit, preserve health spending, maintain senior's pensions, not tax income trusts, etc, etc ... and then doing the exact opposite.
1. "Jim Flaherty is a classic harpocrit. He says the government is fiscally responsible but he's increased total federal government spending by 22%."

2. "So Harper said "we're going to be there for seniors" and "they were there for us defending freedom in two world wars," but now he wants to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67!? What harpocrisy!"
by PoliGuy March 23, 2012
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Harbor hog

Har'bor hog - noun

An overweight human female searching for gratis sex from inebriated patrons with impaired vision in second rate bars, particularly dives in quaint seaside towns and villages along coastal Maine.
"She ain't nothing but a harbor hog." said Al.
by Mr.Blore September 10, 2005
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bomb swirl harbor

verb.
bomb, bombing, bombed, bombs swirl harbor:
To defecate in a toilet.
To poop, crap, or to shit.
I really have one brewing, I'll be back after I bomb swirl harbor.
Don't go into the bathroom, somebody stank it up by bombing swirl harbor.
Sir, I'll have you know that my stomach cramps have subsided now that I bombed swirl harbor and flushed my feces out to sea.
by klootius October 4, 2006
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Harpreet

Harpreets are just wonderful people who are amazingly kind, caring, giving, generous, have the biggest hearts of gold, are just so amazing that words aren't enough to describe them.. they are perfect boyfriends and once someone finds them.. one simply does not let go of them.

They have a perverted sense of humour that will make you laugh like a dying seal.. they are super intelligent and can make you feel like an idiot because they know EVERYFREAKINGTHING.. they have the most amazing eyes that you can't stop admiring.. they have amazingly soothing voices that can make you feel safe and happy.. they are just amazing wonderful cute creatures that you can't get enough of.. oh and they also have the power to kill you because they can take your breath away...

They won't leave you even when you're acting like a maniac because they get you and they kinda love you.

In short, they are perfect. BETTER than perfect and EVERYONE should find themselves a Harpreet and then fall in love with them and marry them and never let them go!!
Dude, who's that perfect guy with those beautiful eyes!?

Ohh that's just my guy, Harpreet! :*
by Hapixous April 3, 2019
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Harper

She is the person who always smiles and lights up a room she makes people happy and can be funny she is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. She is beautiful and is like a goddess. She will stand up for what's right. She may be offending at first but she comes around.
"Oh there's Harper"!
"I know I am just going to have the best time with her".
by Life is good February 26, 2017
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The Harper Stare

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".
Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.
by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011
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