Harlan

A Flippin Awesome Dude that kicks ass and sleeps with lots of women at once but remains STD Free

-Man that guy has aids

-No he doesn't he is a Harlan

-oh ok, man he is a lucky guy

by DJvRadio June 28, 2009

Harlan

Harlans are usually short but pretty cool. They like playing video games and are pretty good at them. They also need to suck the souls out of babies 1-2 months old to stay immortal

Person 1: Hey is that a Harlan
Person 2: Hurry before he steals our baby’s soul

by Smallboi April 19, 2020

Harlan

Harley. a man whore who says he likes you one or if lucky 2 weeks then drops you like if your nothing, then 2-5 days later will date another girl and if karma really hates you then it’ll be your cousin or bsf! oh but he is actually a sweet and nice boyfriend when you guys are dating.

Karla: “harlan dumped me” Anna: “he just texted me saying he likes me and we started dating?”

by redbull666 November 26, 2018

Harlan

Gay ass little town in in Iowa in the middle of nowhere full of hicks, preps, more hicks, rednecks....yes i realize they are the same thing!!!

"Where do you live?"

"In Harlan."

"Oh that redneck town in the middle of nowhere?"

by 1bignig790 March 5, 2009

Harlan

That dumb ass kid in your class that has fucking dumbo ears

Yo you know Harlan, my bad I mean Ratatouille

by Jerkcerk February 15, 2020

The Harlan

Wiping your own feces under your arm pit after a long work out. Then making your partner from NJ smell it. Go Team PA

My made my golf partner do the Harlan after he miss a putt

by team pA November 2, 2018

kevin harlan

One of the best commentators in NBA history or NFL history, this man will literally make anything really dramatic and exciting.

Kevin Harlan: LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

by itsyaboi2323 March 3, 2021