Hardo

When you act tough in a not tough situation

Did you see that kid punch high five in the post game line? What a hardo.

by Lordy69 February 24, 2020

Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.

Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!

by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016

hardo

A hardo is someone who tries incredibly hard at everything, is an extreme douche, always wants to fight people to show how tough they are, and is generally hated by everybody. Whenever they speak, all you want to say is, "Shut the fuck up."

Did you see Buckey try and fight Richard in history for no reason? What a hardo.

by ziggity21 May 8, 2016

mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.

Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019