Dwayne rock hard johnson

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white

Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?

by Vector X3 November 7, 2020

Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

Hard Job

When it appears that the only reason a woman has a certain job is the fact that she is so attractive that she has a long line of men wanting to have sex with her.

Check out that MTV VJ! She must have a hard job.

by Mr. Leopard July 30, 2008

Die Hard Jugs

Massive tits

Shes's got some die hard jugs.

by iNic0le May 10, 2017

hard joke

Jokes that get you hard.

Damn she can tell a hard joke

by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are

WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

by Intoxicants May 24, 2021

Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.

Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

by Hillside101 July 25, 2021