Hastic

To be a very stupid senile simpleton

Oscar is being quite a hastic person today

by Big boy 34 April 26, 2019

spencer hastings

A fictional character from the popular book series by Sara Shepard, and the TV Series by ABC Family.

Spencer Hastings is a driven over-achiever, but makes great grades. Her friend Alison DiLaurentis went missing the summer of her Sophomore Year, and her and 3 of her closest friends ( Aria Montgomery , Hanna Marin , and Emily Fields ) have been trying to solve the mystery of her death.

The four of them try to solve mysteries while being stalked and blackmailed by "A" , the mysterious person who has apparently kept track of The Pretty Little Liars.

Spencer is smart and very athletic. She is the "smart one" of her group of friends, and if you ever get called a "Spencer Hastings", take it as a compliment!

Jealous Person: Man, you're such a Spencer Hastings! *rolls eyes*

You: Thanks!!

by Kittykatz03 March 15, 2016

hastings on hudson

If you ever lived in this nice town, one things for sure...you got fucked up or at least smoked trees in the woods...most defiantly at hillside at least once. You know or are someone who is NYC trendy or artistically suffering their parents cruel oppression of their creative minds.

Hastings On Hudson:Our school is of blue ribbon excellence!

That chick from the wizard of Oz owned a house here once! Oh Riki Lake was awesome in hair spray!

Who`s got 5 to throw down on a sac

by IhazFuckOff February 27, 2009

East Hasting

Not only is it a name of a pretty bad place in British Columbia, it is also the name of a powerful Post-Rock song by the band Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Dude 1: Dude, you want to listen to GY!BE?
Dude 2: Sure, how about East Hasting?
Dude 1: Definitely, it's my favorite.

by ajsjps January 14, 2010

Hastings, NE

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.

Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!

by theKoolAid May 4, 2011

Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011

hipstitute

A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.

Check out those hipstitutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.

by hctz824 December 14, 2010