it happens

a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"

by goochofficer October 16, 2004

The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas

by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009

The Happening

A waste of money and your life.

We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

It's happening

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017

not happening

1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something

Man, that girl is not happening. She should put on some more clothes.

by K.D. Freedman February 9, 2009

The Happening

Mark Wahlberg's biggest mistake.

Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...

by t-man253 October 22, 2010

Happenable

A thing that is able to happen.

He said it will never happen. Buy i believe it's very happenable.

by Thestanfan April 12, 2019