hanukah bush

when a girl doesn't shave her downstairs for 8 days during the Jewish holiday of hanukah, thus creating a bush

Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday

by ElleSinga December 30, 2011

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Hanuman

A monkey god of the Indian religion Hinduism. Anyone with this name is amazing and strong, talented and loves to be as simple as possible they will love whoever they are with with all their heart but if you cross them they will demolish you. Anyone who tries to offend their partner they will pay because a Hanuman will beat them up.

They are not made to be strong in the mind they are made to be strong in others. They are really fit and muscular and work out alot.

Hanuman: hi guys
Bill: Hi your my best friend

by Peoplecanbestrange December 16, 2020

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Hanakanj

Hanakanjō is a fictional disease in which flowers start growing out of the victim's body because of a strong emotion.

They can grow when the person is happy, feel loved or in peace; In that case (good emotions), the flowers will sprout painlessly.

But the flowers can also grow when the person is depressed, anxious or deeply missing someone; In that case (bad emotions), the flowers will sprout with a sharp pain.

There's no cure, the flowers come out of the victim's heart, and if anybody tries to take them off, the victim might die.

"wtf you have flowers growing out your skin"

"that's called hanakanjō, bitch"

by fuckthatshitidontcare July 15, 2020

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Hanukah Miracle

When a bowl or bong is lit once and it is cherried around the circle 8 or more times.

maz and the guys experienced a Hanukah Miracle thursday night when the bong got passed all the way around an 8-man circle without having to be lit again. then they went and ate mozzarella sticks and watched disney movies until they passed out.

by cheeezguy November 13, 2009

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Hanukah

Hokay, so. There was the regular set-up, right, with the opressive dictators and the valiant underdogs. So the valiant underdogs, the Maccabees (if that sounds familiar, there's a soccer club by that name) go and valiantly retake the Jewish Holy Temple (this was before it got detsroyed {again}). And to symbolise their success, after they clean it up and wipe the graffitti off the walls, they have to light the Menorah, big candlabra style thing. Only they have enough oil for ONE day, and it'll take eight for extra oil to arrive. But God intervenes, as per usual, and miraculously the one little jar of oil lasts eight days. This is probably because the little jar of oil was an underdog.

On Hannukka (or Hanuka, Hanukah, Chanuka, Chanukka, Channukka, etc - only holiday in the world nobody can agree on how to spell) all the Jews celebrate the miraculous Miracle by lighting a Hannukkia (like a Menorah, only with eight branch thingies) and giving all the kids bushels of presents. Also chocolate happens.

Yay, Hanukah's next week, I think my Gran's gonna give me a new mobile!

by Maggie Bloome September 14, 2005

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