Hannah Baker 

A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.

Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.

Hannah Baker by God5695 October 17, 2018

Hannah Baker 

A verb describing a naracist/s who jells themself/selves whilst blaming everyone around them for their own short comings.

Derived from the show “13 reasons why”, the term is popular with people who are literate and understand how utterly terrible Hannah Baker from the television show really is.

Derrick is such a Hannah Baker, he’s blaming everyone for him getting drunk and driving into a school bus.

Hannah Baker by AJ_Fatt September 4, 2019

Hannah Baker 

A person slits their wrist and/or kills themselves because of other people.

This is named after a girl from the Netflix original show '13 reasons why'. This is because she slitted her wrist therfore killing herself.

That girl is so bad! She should go do a Hannah Baker!

I've had enough with life... I'm gonna do a Hannah Baker.

Hannah Baker by StSampsonsHighFive June 5, 2017

hannah_baker 

hannah_baker is funny tiktoker 😀
Her videos are always to funny to watch especially if ur shitting in a middle of a forest

me: omg hannah_baker is the best tiktok account ever
friend: no charli vids are like better hobo
me: their videos are funny to me cause its not white people humour 😁

hannah_baker by dooiney August 30, 2021

pull a hannah baker 

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub

Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

pull a hannah baker by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017

hey, its hannah. hannah baker. 

Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. - There are only two. Rule number one: you listen. Number two: you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy. It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and I'll never know or will I? You see, in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes, and I left them with a trusted individual who, if this package doesn't make it through all of you, will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.

Hey, its Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your..whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. There are only two. Rule number one you listen Number two you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and Ill never know or will I You see in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes and I left them with a trusted individual who if this package doesnt make it through all of you will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.

hey, its hannah. hannah baker. by ilovezaynmalik March 13, 2021

Throw an Hannah Baker 

Threatening to commit suicide over seemingly innocent stuff.

You guys keep pushing me so hard and I'll throw an Hannah Baker at y'all.

Throw an Hannah Baker by LFields August 2, 2017