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Hanukwaristmas

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The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.
"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!
by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006
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Hanukkah bowl

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A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.
Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"
by Lingin May 5, 2010
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hanukkah harry

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A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.
So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"
by Jason_98 September 15, 2006
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hanukkah zombie

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A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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Hannukah Lewinsky

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Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys
by andy1 September 9, 2006
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When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006
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