handsex

v.
to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate

I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24

by johnnynoname July 25, 2008

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

hangesexplosiveshart

#1 hange stan asf

hangesexplosiveshart is iconic

period

by levisgiantcock December 20, 2020

Hanzsexual

To be gay but lie and say you have a girlfriend from another country

Friend 1: Yo did you see Sean’s girlfriend from England, she’s hot
Friend 2: Nah come on man, Sean is a total Hanzsexual

by Squirrelrebellion June 26, 2018

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

Hangesexual

only being attracted to Hange Zoe from "attack on titan", also known as "shingeki no kyojin".

person1: why are you still single? There are lots of hot people that like you!
person2: you see, i'm not into them, i'm hangesexual

by jhfjasfhdvgxdf February 21, 2021