Low Hanging Fruit

The state of being endowed with peaches that drop so close to your ankles that boxers are rendered unrealistic.

My low hanging fruit require multiple knots to be reasonably set in place.

by The Low Hanger September 8, 2012

low-hanging fruit

Girls who are somewhat hot - but not too hot, and who often work in posiitons of high public interaction but with low-barriers-to-entry, thus making them open and attractive targets on the one hand, but often self conscious and/or harboring self esteem issues on the other. This, as a whole, makes them susceptible and quite receptive to any overtures from the opposite sex. I.e., They are the easiest of fruit to pick.

Salty just can't stop picking that low-hanging fruit, he just brought home his fifth receptionist this motnh.

by txt April 7, 2008

Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008

low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)

Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit

by KingSparta June 23, 2008

Low-Hanging Fruit

Someone who is currently straight but would take the least effort to turn gay.

Your easiest target is Andrew; he's definitely the low-hanging fruit.

by fdsa321 June 2, 2009