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European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.
As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"
by drunkram July 22, 2015
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hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.
Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.
by Jazzual July 24, 2012
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Hanberg

A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.
Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.
by A member of the hanberg people December 21, 2020
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hanbin

Kris: The new executive director of our company is kind, handsome, rich, talented, and a successful genius.

Bella: Wow! He is hanbin.
by beran111 December 27, 2020
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Hanbok

A traditional type of Korean dress. Often characterized by vibrant colors and simple lines without pockets. Hanbok is worn as semi-formal or formal wear during traditional festivals and celebrations.
Hanbok is one of the most beautiful traditional dresses in the world.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011
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Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin
Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok
by Spuntricky April 13, 2015
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Handbeezy

N. The ultimate prize sought after the one called "Nig-Nog."
V. The action of Michael Breska getting a handjob.
Adj. A way of doing something when one is crunked out.
Nig Nog tryna getta Handbeezy.

Jenn ain't given Michael no Handbeezy.

You were telling the most handbeezy jokes last night.
by Nog-Nig. June 27, 2009
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