Handmade Mayo

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

by Fanimal February 22, 2009

Handmanship

Like craftsmanship, but applies only to skills of the hands. For example, craftsmanship can refer to witchery. Handmanship never could. A clear distinction. Could have a sexual connotation as well. A man or woman who shows exuberance in the bedroom with their hands.

He practices his handmanship in the washroom.

He brought her to great levels of ecstacy with his superior handmanship.

by misspiggy44 March 14, 2010

handmaiden

A woman who is perceived by a radical feminist as supporting "the patriarchy" by her actions or opinions, regardless of the woman's actual position.

Often used as a 'get out of jail free card', labeling a woman as a handmaiden allows her position to be dismissed without further critical analysis or counteracting any arguments.

I consistently dislike what she writes as it is inevitably pro-patriarchal handmaideny nincompoopery.

I'm going to suggest she's been drinking the Handmaiden Communion Wine.

All it is to be a handmaiden is to carry out the whims of the patriarchy.

by ludlow November 3, 2012

Handmaiden

A subordinate chick who takes all her cues from the hottest girl in her clique. Sometimes a closet lesbian who often says when referencing her queen, "That's my friend!" See also: slave.

Paris Hilton's racist chavtastic ass has alot of handmaidens.

by Turn around. Look this way. That's it, doll... June 25, 2005

handmade

An object commonly made by machine but is made with/by hand and is most times expensive

Omg!!!!!I love this handmade slides

by kvngbarbie July 19, 2017

Handmaid's Tale

A conservative American's version of a 3-way.

After watching Hannity, me and Corey did a Handmaid's Tale with Hope. She's a slut!

by Badshot May 9, 2018

Handmade Oreo

The handmade oreo is when in the act of sexual intercourse, the male poops and ejaculates into his hand. He puts the jizz in the middle and sandwiches it with the poop. Thus it resembles and oreo. Then he makes the woman eat it.

"Dude you know that girl I did last night?"
"Yeah what about her?"
"I made her eat a handmade oreo!"
"Awww yah brah."

by Baconhawk December 17, 2012