nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Handy Johnson

Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Happy Handy

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.

Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!

by cianmo June 29, 2011

Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

have handy

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

by n30e September 13, 2018

Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018