handjob

walter received a handjob from rebecca last night
by Anonymous hoe February 23, 2019
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Mandy gave my one-eyed trouser trout the greatest handjob last night.
by TubeSteak August 22, 2003
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When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.
<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!
by Travis Barry February 25, 2005
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Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.
Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!
by KGCP October 30, 2006
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A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 04, 2006
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The least satisfying sexual activity possible, on both ends.
1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."

2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
by someguywithajob September 09, 2011
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When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.

What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.

Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 15, 2017
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