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HANDrew

The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.
"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."
by Monixa January 16, 2007
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Handleweights

Handleweights are the correct term for the items of fitness equipment commonly known as "kettlebells". Kettlebells got their name in an elaborate and perfectly executed act of deception that managed to make fools of the entire english-speaking world. Kettlebells are not in any conceivable way related to either kettles, or bells. By continuing to refer to them as such, we are complicit in our own gullibility.

Don't be a fool. Don't be the victim of the ruse of some shadowy, faceless puppetmaster. Call a handleweight a handleweight, not a kettlebell - then people will know that you are someone who knows their shit when it comes to gym equipment.
"My arms are killing me, I've just done a 25 minute snach workout with a 16kg handleweight".

"Handleweights you say? Oh, yes, handleweights. You, sir, are clearly well versed in all aspects of wellbeing. Please accept this cat as a tribute."

Counterexample:

"Excuse me, does this gym have any kettlebells?"

"Kettlebells? This is a place for making muscle. Not tea and clangs. Take your made-up words to a gym where the staff are less gullible."
by Girya August 26, 2013
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Handrew

a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty
Dude, I know that the girl I'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew. She drives an Audi for crying out loud.
by Larry Gigli November 24, 2010
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Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
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Handrew Jackson

A handjob that costs $20 is the Handrew Jackson.
She was low on cash, so she was giving Handrew Jackson’s at the party.
by Nirrag May 12, 2023
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