Hand Sanitizer

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

by Markys wife January 31, 2022

Hand Sanitizer

Do you want corona virus? NO, so you should probable put some hand sanitizer on and tell your friends to!

Hand Sanitizer kills more than 99.99% of germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by thehoooops April 28, 2020

Hand sanitizer

The only cure to corona virus. PERIODT.

Person 1-yo you go the goods
Person2- heck ya I got the hand sanitizer!!

by Happymug March 16, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022