One of the best pitchers in Major League Baseball at only 23 years old. He will most likely lead the Phillies to a World Series Championship sometime in the near future.
Cole Hamels just struck out 15 vs. the Reds, becoming the first left handed Phillies pitcher to accomplish such a feat since Curt Schilling in 1998.
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