An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.
Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013
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The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.
by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016
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A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.
Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.
by Xeropoint December 24, 2011
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Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
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by highrisegoat January 18, 2013
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She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019
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