HAMFF

Hairy ass motherfucking feet

Boyyyy getcho HAMFF away from me!

by xbrionnax November 11, 2015

Hamonfag

A "fan" of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure that only cares about parts 1 & 2 (Phantom Blood & Battle Tendency). They will trash everything that came after those parts (Stands, etc.) and generally have only watched the anime.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Person 2: Yes, it's a awesome anime!
Person 1: Oh nice, what part are you on?
Person 2: Part 3 (Stardust Crusaders)
Person 1: What are your thoughts on it?
Person 2: It sucks ass. There's no hamon, just annoying ghost things known as stands
Person 1: Shut the fuck up hamonfag

by Bakeolm December 10, 2019

homoffice

Home office, where a human (homo) can work, play, sleep to his/her heart's content.

Where are you buddy?
Homoffice. It's Covid-19 pandemic pal. Where else can I be?

by BelovedBoo July 28, 2020

Hamouflage

noun
the disguising of dog pills or other medicine in ham, bologna or other lunch meat so that they will swallow the medicine.

verb
hide or disguise the presence of (a pill or other medicine) by wrapping it in ham, bologna or other lunch meat.
"the war area had to be camouflaged with mud"

My dog won't take her pill, so I had to use halve a package of hamouflage to get her to eat it.

by stovietex July 30, 2020

hamaffin

a hampster-muffin combination
someone who has this name or is referred to with this name is usually racist

"you hate black people? youre a hamaffin"

by synthwavesun October 1, 2023

hamouflage

clothing worn to disguise the figure esp. in the case of obesity

Ben thinks that coat is hamouflage, but it doesn't hide his beer gut.

by Sassielassie October 23, 2023

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F.

HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F.- definition: Acronym- Have A Good One F*ck Face // conversational dead end and or dodge quote of the mediocre humans meaningless to most and simply unavoidable to many, usually leaving one feeling braindead and wondering why they even said that might you end it with a bang f*ck face! Ha.. such a macabre formed habit in ordinary society wake up! however there is a proper way to use the phrase that is reasonably polite in a manner to escape and flee a from a conversation, but sadly at the turning point of a conversation carry a pass to saying goodbye and sometimes it just comes out f*ce face have a good one are you sleeping

Hagoff/H.A.G.O.F.F. have a good one f*ck face! common courtesy and simple simpletons can now just f*cking Hagoff- about it and make my day! Y'all justa buncha hagoffs cant turn ya brains on i am hagoffin outta here haha hagoffs ate the crust and it wasn't even stuffed not judgin just hagoff

by XILLIVADER January 16, 2025