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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
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Hamming

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up
Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.
by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 21, 2015
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hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams
Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy
by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019
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Hammering the Troll

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll
by Slade666 September 29, 2011
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hammasing

start a fight with someone and then complain when that someone retaliates
Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats up Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing you started it
by Xe3Blue October 25, 2023
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Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018
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Hammocking

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
by FisherofMen October 21, 2012
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