box of hammers

A large quantity of blunt objects used in reference to intellectual capability.

Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of hammers.

by Glenn Burbank August 4, 2006

Johnny Hammersticks

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

hammerspace

1. The place where hammers live. Often an unseen, extradimensioal space just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. From anime.
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly

1. "Did you see Akane? Kuno was getting gropy and then out of hammerspace he got whacked on the head by her mallet."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."

by Akhenaten April 8, 2003

Lung Hammers

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.

Check out the lung hammers on her!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

hammers

Any refrence to a gun

Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers

by raymond April 17, 2004

Mongolian War Hammers

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Hammerspice

1. The ultimate extreme scent or flavor. Created by Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. Original description (with pictures) can be found there.

Hammerspice Chips

or

Hammerspice Deodorant

MORE EXTREME THAN SKATEBOARDING ON A SURFBOARD IN FRONT OF A FLAMING MOUNTAIN WHILE SHOOTING ARROWS OUT OF YOUR ARMPITS AT A SHARK !

by 3fold April 24, 2010