Hammeroids

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!

by Gimme a tic-tac bitch! July 12, 2009

Hammerlessness

The state of being without a hammer.

While Jim was searching in his tool box, he suddenly discovered that he's in a state of hammerlessness.

by McLenin87 February 28, 2010

hammerlin

Hammerlin is a beautiful person. Her eyes in blu and with a long blond hair. Her body are goals like swimmers. This girl is the most amazing person you can find, she is a keeper. You will love her the first time you meet her and undtil the last.

Do you know a Hammerlin?
No, but one day I will and then I will never let her go

by Pepsimax1234567 October 10, 2018