hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper

The ancient chant to summoning Ronald McDonald, usually accompanied by a dance ritual.

Friend One: "Hey man, what do you want?"
Friend Two: Umm, can I get a.. .. .. hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper....."
Friend One: "DAN SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
Friend Three: "RONALD HAS HIM AGAIN!"
Friend Two: hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper.."

by Icantfindmypick April 26, 2021

Hamburger Time

–noun
The act of dying; the end of life; the total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism.
–verb
To cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.

–noun

Smoking can lead to hamburger time.

–verb
I thought it was hamburger time after that robber shot me.

by MurderFace2784 November 26, 2009

Hamburger Problems

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.

This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009

Crazy Hamburguer

CRAZY HAMBURGUER, CRAAAZY HAMBURGUER! TITTIS HORRIBLE! CRAZY HAMBURGUER! CRAZY HAMBURGUEEEEER

crazy hamburguer

by Enzolegal September 30, 2020

hambeast

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

by Siege February 16, 2005

Evening Hamburger

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.

The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.

by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

by Timato Five April 3, 2005