fine ham abounds

When ham is flavorful, juicy, and well prepared the universal truth is that it's fucking good ham. "Fine ham abounds" can be substituted for "fucking good ham" in polite company.

Yeah I like it, it's really fucking good. Ooh, oops, I mean--fine ham abounds, mom.

by mootinator January 3, 2013

tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

by Jcover June 27, 2014

PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

by KevNoxious August 5, 2011

Jungle Ham

What my grandpa refers watermelon as.

Tyrone and Jamal like to eat jungle ham.

by radicalryno June 8, 2011

ham choi

- Vietnamese for "like to get ratchet/have fun".

- An innate characteristic for almost all ABG's/ABB's from East Side San Jose

Example A: "Damn dude, I'm dating this ABG who's hella ham choi. All she does is listen to trap music and go to Vegas on a monthly cadence. I can't keep up with her!"

by aybeee February 2, 2017

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020