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Peach Halves

The outermost lips of a vagina that resemble two halves of a peach with a slit down the middle.
Layshla has some scrumptious peach halves.
by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013
mugGet the Peach Halvesmug.

halve leo

Een 0.5L blik pils. Bij voorkeur lauw en goedkoop. Smaakt het best in combinatie met een uitkering en/of studieschuld.
f duchtig n paar halve leos in m'n nek leggen
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
mugGet the halve leomug.

Go halves

To split the cost of a purchase in two with another person.
"Do you want to go halves?", "Let's go halves", "Can we go halves?", etc
by Mateo74 November 13, 2013
mugGet the Go halvesmug.

cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.
"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"
by ChChChChia January 31, 2008
mugGet the cantalope halvesmug.

halve a baby

2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.
It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!

I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy
by brotheratom September 10, 2010
mugGet the halve a babymug.

Halvee Handshake

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021
mugGet the Halvee Handshakemug.

Halves

Buyer: Bro, got any halves?
Seller: Yeah skrrt skrrt
by Biblical_stoner420 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Halvesmug.

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