by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013
 Get the Peach Halvesmug.
Get the Peach Halvesmug. Een 0.5L blik pils. Bij voorkeur lauw en goedkoop. Smaakt het best in combinatie met een uitkering en/of studieschuld.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
 Get the halve leomug.
Get the halve leomug. by Mateo74 November 13, 2013
 Get the Go halvesmug.
Get the Go halvesmug. by ChChChChia January 31, 2008
 Get the cantalope halvesmug.
Get the cantalope halvesmug. 2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.
It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!
I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy
I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy
by brotheratom September 10, 2010
 Get the halve a babymug.
Get the halve a babymug. You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead
Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021
 Get the Halvee Handshakemug.
Get the Halvee Handshakemug. by Biblical_stoner420 June 6, 2018
 Get the Halvesmug.
Get the Halvesmug.