Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004

Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

by thats not art January 8, 2010

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009