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Half Balling

Half Balling: Any sexual activity between a man and a woman that does not involve intercourse, such as blowjobs, handjobs, dry humping, kissing, rusty trombone etc.
Opposite of Balling which means to have intercourse.
"Man I've been half balling this girl for weeks, but she wont let me hit it."
by c-monsta July 17, 2006
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008
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Ballz and a half

Unlike the word "Ballz," the term Ballz and a half is both a derogetory and complementary interjection. It is used derogetorally to put more of an emphasis on a situations severity. In a good situation it is used as an expression of joy or excitment
If you were to spill you Dr. Pepper one would scream "Ballz and a half."
However if one were to comletely blow away some guy in a race, one would also sream this.
by Nick Weiss March 27, 2003
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halfball

Common only in Northeast U.S.
Small rubber ball cut in half. Pitcher throws it like flying saucer. Batter uses broomhandle. Usually 3 players per side. No baserunning.
"I just bought 2 pimpleballs. Murphy and the Sullivans challenged us to some halfball today.
by makemydaydream September 12, 2007
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halfballing

the act of freeballing without getting a sweat crack
“yo dude why are his balls out but is his ass still covered

“he is halfballing my guy, you definitely should try it”
by pisztogether October 6, 2022
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