Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

hardback garyman

someone who is a massive fan of gary barlow

grooverider; he is a hardback garyman as he enjoys his music

by dwebb100 February 27, 2009

Hairyballsonya

A type of word that can be said in any sentence ..

Hey nick what’s for lunch tomorrow ? Hairyballsonya.

Hey Veronica how about some Hairyballsonya

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 12, 2019

hairybaaaaaabyhairybaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybbbbbaaaaay

A fur baby, or a child completely covered in massive amounts of hair.

Look at that hairybaaaaaabyhairybaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybbbbbaaaaayyyyy

by Shmergg January 23, 2019

Hardbacker

A fag who purchases the hard back cover of a book and brags about it to people who think paper back editions are not only cheaper, but less stiff. Hardbackers often live within their parents basement and play helicopter on the internet all day.

A hardbacker totally slapped me upside the head with his copy of a wizard story that is very popular while I was defenseless with my paperback edition.

by Hardbacker69 February 5, 2006

hairyballs

the balls that are under your dick and hairy and have a good strong smell

those hairyballs were super hairy

by theshiimanboi February 8, 2022

Hurryback

RAF Wartime slang for a Hurricane fighter.

"The Hurrybacks are already in the air"

by Gari August 26, 2005