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dick hair 

Someone you really don't like
dick hair by napeo11 December 3, 2024

Dick hair 

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
Dick hair by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker 

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

hair Dickey 

Guys that are super hairy and like to display their chest plumage buy unbuttoning their shirts down to their navel or wearing V-neck shirts and it looks like they're wearing a hair turtleneck Dickey. Very common with guidos.
Check out guido over their with the gold chain and the hair Dickey.
hair Dickey by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

hairdick 

steve went down the road blasting right here right now
hairdick by mabby September 8, 2003