Haggleproof Snaggletooth

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"

What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

by ivan ooze February 23, 2010

Hagglepaff

A really horny thing that will hump anything.

"My son is such a hagglepaff."

by Duckster 911 October 26, 2022

hagglebeaved

All beat up, messed up, beat to crap, beat to shit, shit's not right, all junky and stuff, crusty,

Danielle Caldeira was all hagglebeaved tonite after doin the nasty with that motocross guy

by bajabomber87 December 18, 2009

Huggly

Huggly is another word for huggle
Meaning, hugs or hugging. Huggly, used for internet use, for instant messengers or forums.

Let me give you a huggly!

Let's huggly.

by xmsteel January 13, 2009

Haggler

A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.

Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"

After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.

by MaliciaZintent February 24, 2009

Hagglepus

An eight-armed individual with an uncanny ability to get items at low prices. This creature resides primarily in Wyckoff. Despite its affiliation with the pirates it has not attained the title of a pirate and is only a lad.

That Hagglepus practically robbed the liquor store with its low prices.

by GanjaPirate November 18, 2013

Higgly piggly

Adj. When things are out of order, chaotic, and in disarray.

When she opened the door to the dressing room, everything was higgly piggly and she was distraught over the state of it all.

by Jojolanda May 15, 2018