The Garster

The Garster is a guy EVERYONE knows! He's fun to hang out with, well known for wearing fancy underwear and buying all the cherriebombs in the world!!

Person 1- "Hey do you see those cool guys over there with them hott blond girls?"
Person 2- "Yeah of course I do!"
Person 1- "Do you know who the bald one is thats buying all those cherriebombs?"
Person 2- "Duh that's the Garster everyone knows him!"
Person 1- "Man I wonder what fancy undies he's wearing today!"
Person 2- "I don't know but I'm sure they are super cool!"

by Takeumnow September 28, 2023

garstang

(verb) the act of running down stairs, usually within the home, whilst attempting to pull up your trousers, as a result of the doorbell / phone ringing whilst on the toilet.

"Sorry I took so long there. I had to garstang all the way down the stairs".

by ANNONN September 7, 2005

Gnarsty

Emphasis of the word Garly on the word nasty..... worse than nasty

"Damn, that shit you took smells gnarsty, like seriously that smells hardcore

by trevorOPimp April 27, 2004

garst

1. to puke or barf
2. result thereof
3. a poorly named residence hall cafeteria at Missouri State University

1. Ugh, I think I'm gonna garst.
2. That casserole looks like garst.
3. I'll pick you up and we'll head to Garst for a casserole.

by Mr. Eyebrows January 13, 2009

Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room

Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019

gnarsty

snowboarder lingo used to express awesome slopes

Example 1: Dude, i'm gonna go tear up the gnarsty slopes, catchya lataa

Example 2: Dude, your face looks gnarsty in those goggles.

Example 3: Dude, did you see that chick ova there? she's gnarstyyy

by Cleopatra696969696969 March 19, 2008

gnarsteezy

gnarsteez, gnarsteezing; adj. used to describe when a person or thing has straight up awesomely rediculous gnarly style and ease. That which everyone desires to have as well.

Jim Bob is totally gnarsteezy in his flannel.

by KyRod March 22, 2008