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Gunter's Law

Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.
"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."

Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!
by phoenixlives November 29, 2016
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gunger

A skinny line of poo that comes out ur pee hole when u do butt penis.
Yo just fucking gunger
by PossibleHeadass July 8, 2022
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Günter

A Germanic name, apparently also the name of my bunkmate who I never knew I had. Sometimes he might also be your dad, brother, son-in-law, friend, cousin or a pet. Sometimes even your goldfish.
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Me: Guess I should look under my bed more often
by LittleFrostyRaven November 1, 2020
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Dirty Günter

When an uncircumcised man cums onto a woman’s vagina, not having the cum enter, and sucks it off of her vagina. After sucking the cum off he then kisses his dad while his dad’s penis is stuck inside of a door and puts the cum into his mouth. Then you start a five-some with your mom, dad, best friend, girlfriend, and a random homeless man with herpes. And then you cum all over your mom’s vibrator/dildo. Then you put your penis in a ceiling fan at full speed with blades on it and circumcise yourself.
Oh man, blood sprayed everywhere while I was doing a dirty Günter last night
by Father Germany June 25, 2022
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Gungegasm

The Unholy Trinity of Grapefruiting , a blumpkin , and a creampie.

The male is to receive a blumpkin, using the grapefruit technique, and is to finish during vaginal intercourse with the female, while still expelling feces into the toilet.

Many who have experienced a "gungegasm" have also suffered from heart-related fatalities within the following week.
"The autopsy, along with the grapefruit and smeared feces on the wall found at the scene, brought about the conclusion that the victim had died of heart failure, due to a very penis-straining gungegasm."
by Johnny Biscuittin November 9, 2014
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Güntermobile

Papa Günter’s trusty piece of German engineering. It’s equipped with a beautiful coat of white paint and a special compartment in the back for the kids to have fun in. Papa Günter likes to think his Güntermobile is female, with its exhaust pipe being a (you know what).
Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*
by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018
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The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
by HerrGünter April 21, 2013
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