Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

Butter Gumping

The act of slapping a females ass with a ping pong paddle slathered in butter.

I butter gumped that big ass.
I would like to be butter gumping her later!

by Stymie84 April 27, 2021

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

gumbling

Appearing too lazy to change your Facebook status, even tho' there's a typo or grammar error.

Andy was bleary-eyed this AM, and can't type worth crap. And, he's kind of lazy, so he's gumbling instead of fixing things and making them make sense...

by Mr. Squib October 18, 2008

gumpting

The process of building up sperm within ones penis before ejaculating.

I was gumpting a huge one and then I blew all over her face.

by oneeyedsnake September 21, 2011

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010