Golluming

1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.

"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."

by skivemonkey January 17, 2014

Golluming

When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.

I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.

by Gollumqueen2023 July 5, 2023

Golluming

Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.

Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?

BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious

by Tryingtogetfamous September 17, 2011

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

gulluminum

A depressingly common fake material used to describe hooky or scammy products and offers bought by people of low intellect.

"Graham's snake oil was made from 90% gulluminum"

by prolazyme January 24, 2017

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020