guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011

guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

by swallow my meat April 30, 2004

guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010

Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014