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Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.
Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."
by AJ Batista October 27, 2008
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Guitarist

Not to be confused with someone who simply plays the guitar, a true guitarist is someone who looks at their instrument as though it were a paintbrush preloaded with every color imaginable and then some, waiting to spill onto the canvas known as sound in an array of both erratic and delicate displays. These displays differ depending on the guitarist's motivation and state of mind, as well as their life experiences and musical inspirations.

Guitarists often feel a connection to their instrument in the way that it is an extension of their self; many relate this connection to an energetic flow, as the sounds which emerge from both their efforts and their instrument combined seemingly flow from the tips of their fingers like energy all the way into their veins, connecting them to life itself in an obscure way many find hard to explain to non-guitarists, but understand and relate to instinctively with those of their own kind.

Despite popular belief or bias, not all guitarists are technically brilliant, but the sounds they produce are always full of emotion and most importantly, honesty. The way to tell if someone is a guitarist is their ability to tell a story through their playing in a style that is distinctly their own.
*All examples would be open to debate and personal opinion, thus I'll leave it up to your own interpretation to decide who in your mind is someone you recognize as a guitarist in these terms.
by itsashineeworld March 4, 2011
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Guitargasm

1. having an orgasm while playing an incredle guitar; playing such a sweet guitar that your fingers feel so good, its almost sexual.

2.Becoming sexually aroused while listening and or watching someone shred on a guitar.
1.Dude i just bought jackson kelly and i think i also need a change of pants because i just had a guitargasm.

2. Dude i just saw Children Of Bodom live and Alexi Laiho gave me about 12 guitargasms.
by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009
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Guitargasm

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.
Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.
by Corey Martin January 16, 2007
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grandpas guitars

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.
Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.
by not will hensley December 12, 2007
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ESP Guitars

A very successful guitar company catering to players with a more agressive style or taste , many familiar looking guitar designs are re-vamped or modified to appeal to a younger or more agressive demographic.
Many famous bands play ESP guitars live or in the studio , like metallica , slayer , deftones , children of bodom , the rolling stones and more
by james o December 15, 2008
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guitargasm

The look of sheer ecstacy on one's face while playing a guitar solo - usually triggered by a long, sustained note or bend. Looks very similar to the person's o face.
"Dude, check out Miles. He's having a guitargasm."

"I was playing a JEM through a Peavey JSX the other day. I almost had a guitargasm on the spot - didn't even have to take me out to dinner."
by emodot December 11, 2005
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