guiness book of records

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guinea pig

A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE

Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE

by Just a normal dictionary perso September 2, 2018

guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

ginktage

Combination of two words: geek and vintage, like in "vintage car". Old fashioned Geek, or geek items.

Woaw, this website is so ginktage!
Pacman? i'ts ginktage!
You've a geek code in your email! Ginktage!

by Altiplano August 6, 2006

ginkle

(slur) A heterosexual person, especially one who's in your face about it.

"I can tolerate their lifestyle, I just don't understand why they have to be such ginkles about it. Keep that shit to yourself."

"Let's beat the shit out of this ginkle."

"We will never be free until the last ginkle is dead."

by Death2Ginkles May 22, 2021

Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

goinked

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.

Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.

by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019