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the baddest bitch you will ever meet no matter what those other bitchess say
Damn that girl doesn't give a fuck a total Guinevere
by Mikey20202 February 17, 2017
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Is a very cool and polite person, but don't get on their bad side. They won't spread rumors and usually eats a crap ton of food-mostly during lunch- every day! No matter how much they eat, they still be a skinny piece of shit. They hate being rude but when they are, ya better watch yo back. She is usually bi or lesbian, and she likes the girls with more personality. She herself has an amazing personality, and is very delighted to meet long lost relatives and friends. She is very interested in photography and also a comical sense of humor. Be her friend or acquaintance, but almost never her enemy. She may get mad, but holds a gruge for as long as someone remembers it. She hates herself and wants to change herself, but somehow even her parents still love her. She thinks every day on how to improve the life of others, never once thinking about herself except for when she gets embarrassed and thinks how she can not be seen again by those specific people she was embarrassed in front of.
Tommy: Hey did you hear about Guinevere? How is she?
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.
by Guinpogostick February 26, 2017
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A woman who will sleep with your best friend then ride off with him out of the country.

See slut.
Launcelot- Wan't to leave your husband and ride off to France?

Guinevere- Sure!
by God981 January 18, 2010
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A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people.
Guinevere;A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people. She is also a character from Camelot who ran away with Lancelot.
by Queen Guinevere February 8, 2019
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A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")
Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!
by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011
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A groupie, except for members of a fraternal order.
Pam: Those Shriners look so sexy in their fezzes!
Barb: Pam, you're such a Guinevere!

At the parade's end, all the Kiwanis were met by their families and Guineveres.
by Shevek0506 April 5, 2009
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dirty Guinevere

Having plain missionary sex with a wood chipper while screaming gay slurs at the top of your lungs. Whilst juggling big black dildos.
1:Man my junk is destroyed.

2:why
1: I did a dirty Guinevere
by ThatTiredKid April 3, 2023
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