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Guadalajara

The sound that is made when yo girl starts choking on the dick
Ken was receiving a blowjob when Nacy started to Guadalajara.
by Gibmaster May 5, 2016
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you look like like guadalajara

A way to troll people based of the joke you look just like joe.
by ajsonicpokemon May 2, 2022
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Guadalajaran Cheesecake

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet
guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad
by SCULLET February 5, 2005
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Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!
by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021
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Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
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Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."
by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025
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