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grumplepuss

A sexually interested river dolphin; that through which the theory of relativity has been proven to of been in existence throughout the 19th century, in rare areas of the island of St. Lucia. An interest in the grumplepuss was sparked in the 80's after a hit song "Grumpuss 'n da Basement" by Nelly. It was released on his album Country Grammer.
"Arkantose disregarded the grumplepuss's lust and kept on swimming!"
by William Hart February 26, 2008
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Grumplebump

A grumplebump is a person who is acting grumpy out of character. They are regularly very good natured but are now acting grumpy without apparent reason.
:Hey did you talk to that nice girl Bonnie today?

:Yah I did but she was acting like a douche and being a total grumplebump.
by Chody Dootch October 12, 2011
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gurple

Green and Purple... two colors that should NOT be mixed, but are...
Man, that gurple car is so cool..
by Eorlingan July 21, 2003
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grupple

The act of doing a lot of few things and a little of many things; a specialist who dabbles.
"Craig is a gruppler."
by Craig Laparo October 24, 2005
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grumplemoose

Someone who's unreasonably grumpy and is acting like a moose
My girlfriend is being such a grumplemoose! moody
by grumpssssxxx March 6, 2017
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Grumplestiltskin

A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.
Grumplestiltskin over here bit me because I sat next to her on the couch while she was asleep
by The scrog dog December 26, 2018
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Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.
Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!
by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018
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